Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
good vibrations.
Dear Diary:
My husband, the exceptional stud that he is, bought me a vibrator today. It was completely random & almost out of the question, but I willingly accepted his gift. He said to me “You’re a woman now, Ev’Yan; the time has come.” & my first thought was, What would my mother think? He went on to say that if he waited around for me to get one for myself, it wouldn’t ever happen. So, he views this as though he did me a favor, but I am thinking that he may have ulterior motives.
I don’t know quite how I feel about my new pulsating friend; I have never used a vibrator, nor have I ever wanted one (though, I’ve been curious about them in the past). I consider myself a fairly good girl & a sex toy has always been a no-no to me. But… it is a gift & it would be terribly rude if I didn’t accept his gift. Not to mention, it’s a lovely shade of pink. This should be interesting.
Stimulated & surprised,
apricot.
on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 at 7:31 pm:
lmao - oh my gosh! this is great! you guys seem to have such a kick ass relationship. kudos :o)
on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 at 7:33 pm:
hahahahahaha. interesting indeed
on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 at 7:33 pm:
Fun… enjoy!!!!
on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 at 10:45 pm:
Haha, yay!
on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 at 11:32 pm:
i suppose a congratulations is appropriate so, CONGRATS to you and your new friend and your husband too right?
on Thursday, June 19th, 2008 at 11:11 am:
haha wow. i don’t think my bf would ever get me a vibrator. probably because he knows i would never really use it.
on Thursday, June 19th, 2008 at 11:27 am:
That’s a gift that keeps on giving… until the batteries die!
on Thursday, June 19th, 2008 at 12:11 pm:
@ kay*: yes, I suppose my husband & I have a neat relationship. :] I mean, how many husbands willingly buy their wife a vibrator? Sometimes I think he is an alien… ;]
@ Cri: Yeah. What fun!
@ Amanda: Oh, you know I will! Now I’m all blushy. Haha!
@ Natalie: I’m rejoicing right along with you. :]
@ faith: Yeah, I suppose we could congratulate him. Although, I am still trying to figure out how HE fits into the equation… hmm.
@ katelin: I never thought my husband would have gotten me one either! I didn’t know whether to punch him in the face or give him a hug. Haha. & I don’t know if I’ll use it… yet. ;]
@ Aaron: Oh yes, & this gift gives BIG. & no worries about the batteries; we’ve got a huge box full of AAs. ;D ;D
on Thursday, June 19th, 2008 at 12:46 pm:
Oh how exciting. I’m so jealous. I’m going to a fun party tonight. Now if only I had the money to buy one myself. Darn.
on Thursday, June 19th, 2008 at 6:18 pm:
ha, that’s such a great gift! i think, it’s never a bad thing getting to know yourself better ;) all girls (including the good ones) should do it. have fun!
on Thursday, June 19th, 2008 at 8:58 pm:
Awwwe enjoy it honey. The fiance bought me one and it’s a lovely shade of purple lol. I love it!
on Thursday, June 19th, 2008 at 10:51 pm:
That’s awesome that your hubby bought you one! Y’all will have fun with it!
on Friday, June 20th, 2008 at 6:07 am:
Your husband is a smart man. It took my husband a while to be okay with the idea of me using one but honestly, it does more to help our relationship than I could ever explain.
on Friday, June 20th, 2008 at 9:16 am:
Wow! That is some present, nice work husband!
on Friday, June 20th, 2008 at 11:31 am:
@ ashley: Don’t be jealous, dear! By one for yourself. Between you & me, mine was under $15. :] Very cheap, indeed (but not cheaply made).
@ Anna: Thanks Anna! You’re absolutely right, & I’m no longer guilty about it. :]
@ That Saddity Chic: Aw, how nice. I thought Jonathan was the only one to be bold enough to buy a vibrator for his lover… but see there, your lover bought one for you too! Men surprise me all the time. =]
@ e.p.: I think it’s awesome too, but I’m still trying to figure out how he fits into the vibrating equation. Am I dense, maybe? Hmm.
@ Dorie: Does it? Because the main reason I never bought one was because I feared that it would come between our relationship, even though I’ve heard nothing but good things about the addition. Time will tell, I suppose.
@ Marianne: Yes, a thousand kudos to him! & I hope this sends a little hint-hint to your own lover. ;] (if it hasn’t be done already, of course.)
on Saturday, June 21st, 2008 at 3:27 pm:
i didn’t get one until i was in my twenties either. mine is also pink.
enjoy it! ;)
on Monday, June 23rd, 2008 at 1:11 am:
Great title! ;)
on Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 at 3:08 pm:
you are absolutely hysterical!!!
i have a rabbit. it’s amazing. get rechargeable batteries. they work amazingly forreal.
:)
kisses. i love your blog again and again and again!
on Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 at 10:03 am:
Ah! Exciting!! Congrats!